The Homer Simpson Dab Mat is small, coaster-like design for parsing out your concentrates. In typical Homer fashion, he’s holding a bottle of booze and taking it easy. He’s clearly elevated his relaxation techniques by incorporating dabbing into his ritual.

The Good

Between Homer and his vices, Marge finally had enough. She forced Homer to go see a doctor and he’s now a recognized medical marijuana patient in the state of Illinois. Homer cut back on drinking and doesn’t spend as much time at Moe’s. On the flip side, he now tends to pack away more food during dinner time and raids the cupboards again before bed. Once a week, he likes to combine some Duff or mystery whiskey with dabs and just relax outside in his hammock. You too can achieve this level of chill by using this mat to partition out your concentrates. Booze is optional.

The Bad

Homer tends to fall asleep and find his things spilled around where he crashed after waking up.

The Ugly

Marge starts to question Homer’s new lifestyle and remembers Flanders is basically single since Edna’s death.